If your father is a poor man, it is your fate. But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ............................................................ I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ............................................................. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? .................................................................. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ................................................................ How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ..... ............................................................ Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ................................................................. One should love animals. They are so tasty. ................................................................ Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. .................................................................. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ........................................................... The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise. ............................................................ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ............................................................ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ................................................................ "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep. ................................................................. There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ............................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk .................................................................. "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ................................................................. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. .............................................................. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ......... ................................................... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say...

I'd got this from an email. I guess these points are worth to read and may be.., explore dog's positive characteristics that we humans possess much better but very often - either naively follow or neglect or pretend not to think about. If you think you're sophisticated and there is no such thing as "I'm biting my finger-nails", then, go ahead ignore these points. 1. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. Did we do that? 2. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pore ecstacy. Did we do that? 3. When loved ones come home, always run and great them. Did we do that? 4. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. Did we do that? 5. Let others know when they have invaded your territory. Did we do that? 6. Take naps and stretch before rising. Did we do that? 7. Run, romp, and play daily. Did we do that? 8. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Did we do that? 9. Be loyal. Did we do that? 10. Never pretend to be something you are not. Did we do that? 11. If what you want is buried, dig until you find it. Did we do that? 12. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle him or her gently. Did we do that? 13. Thrive on attention. Did we do that? 14. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. Did we do that? 15. On hot days, drink lots of water and sit under a shady tree. Did we do that? 16. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. Did we do that? 17. Delight the simple joy of a long walk. Did we do that? 18. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy the guilt thing - run right back and make friends. Did we do that?