Hi Everyone, A young ventriloquist is touring clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting. "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!" The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!" *********************** Ok ,I'm blonde but not that blonde...lol Thanks Leanne Busby

Hi Leanne Funny I'd heard it but mine was a different version instead of jerk, it was b******d

Leanne thank you. I needed that laugh this morning. How funny, I'm sure you are not that blonde.... lol

Hi Leanne. Thats an oldie, but a good one. Thanks for the laugh. Your Security Friend in Las Vegas.

Hi Leanne Being an Aussie like me, why didn't you include the line, "A young ventriloquist is touring clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in rural Australia" instead of Arkansas? Good joke, though.