Q: Why wouldn’t the turkey eat any dessert?A: He was stuffed! Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?A: Plymouth RockQ: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?A: Pilgrims! Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?A: Because they never learned good table manners!Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert? A: Peach gobbler!Q: Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?A: Because everything is marked down after the Thanksgiving A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead As an early Christmas present, a man gets a talking parrot from his friend. He takes the parrot home and puts it in his living room. But every time the man goes near the living room, he hears the parrot shouting insults at him.In desperation, he puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes, the insults stop. Thinking he might have killed the parrot, he takes it out of the freezer. The parrot is still alive, but it is shivering. It stammers, "I'm s-sorry for b-b-being s-so rude. P-p-please forgive m-me." So the man forgives him. After a while the parrot asks, "What exactly did the turkey do?" Have A Terrific Thanksgiving My Friends,Phil
Q: Why wouldn’t the turkey eat any dessert?A: He was stuffed! Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?A: Plymouth RockQ: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?A: Pilgrims! Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?A: Because they never learned good table manners!Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert? A: Peach gobbler!Q: Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?A: Because everything is marked down after the Thanksgiving A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead As an early Christmas present, a man gets a talking parrot from his friend. He takes the parrot home and puts it in his living room. But every time the man goes near the living room, he hears the parrot shouting insults at him.In desperation, he puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes, the insults stop. Thinking he might have killed the parrot, he takes it out of the freezer. The parrot is still alive, but it is shivering. It stammers, "I'm s-sorry for b-b-being s-so rude. P-p-please forgive m-me." So the man forgives him. After a while the parrot asks, "What exactly did the turkey do?"
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