HI SHERRI ROBIN AGAIN YOU HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR SO HOPE THIS ONES NOT TO BAD ROBIN While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous, and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later, and the doctor says, .... "I've got bad news for you, .... you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare, and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says, . "Well, give me a shot, or something, and fix me up, Doc!" The doctor answers, .... "I'm sorry, there's no known cure, ... we're going to have to amputate your penis!" The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!" The doctor replies, .... "well, it's your choice, .... go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice." The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, .... "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease!" The guy says to the doctor, .... "Yeah, yeah, .... I already know that, ... but, what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate, and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, ... "stupid Amelican docta, .... always want to opelate, ... make more money that way, .... no need to opelate!" The man replies, .... "Oh, Thank God!" Yes," .... says the Chinese doctor, .... "you no worry, .... wait two weeks, .... faw' off by itself, .... you save money! DeleteReplyForwardSpamMove...

SHERI LAST ONE TODAY ROBIN Beware! Mind you don't get caught with this one!!!! I am sending this to warn you of something that happened to me while shopping at ASDA. I became a victim of the latest scam, in the supermarket car park - it could happen to you. Here's how this new scam works: Two good-looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are putting your shopping in the boot. One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag, while the other comes to help you with a friendly "Hi", bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" but ask you for a lift to another supermarket. You agree, and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. http://robong33.probuilderplus.com//?SOURCE=email

Hi Sheri You're bad but I laugh at them anyway

Sheri, I can't read this material, I've had a sheltered upbringing :-) WHY you should have a Firewal: SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born? DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway! Mum and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber café. We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as Dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared.

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