Polyphonic telephone 32 times more annoying than monophonic equivalents Long admired hero turns out to be asshole in real life Half-time entertainment politely endured by crowd Boyfriend contrives to tiff solely to illicit make up sex Whoopee cushion amuses Rob Schnieder for hours Alcoholic horse breaks into decanter Man impatient after 30 second wait at McDonalds Rock star declares love for 118 cities during tour Father with 6 daughters was clearly trying for a boy 9 yo appalled by 7 yo immaturity Chernobyl resident still waiting on all clear to leave basement. Witty banner outside church converts atheist Man who knows a lot about art still unsure what he likes Dentist’s jokes fail despite laughing gas Man spends entire safety demonstration wondering what the hostess would look like naked Caterpillar having mid life crisis buys red sports cocoon Call placed on hold not actually all that important to call centre Mc Donald’s conducts survey that finds there are more pickles on the walls that were actually eaten Soccer hooligan awards himself free kick at opposition fan Suspected chemical facility in Iraq turns out to be amphetamines lab George W Bush disappointed by poor construction of effigy burned by mob Much more work clearly put into video clip than song Mans bookshelf full of books he never finished Drag queen adds third pout to devastating arsenal of comical facial expressions J. K. Rowling secretly busting to write romance novel Actual “frat house” party fails miserably in comparison to “Animal House”. Snooty restaurant sacks waiter for being polite Garbage collectors make as much noise as possible at 5am Pot belly comes with convenient love handles Violent movie director blames actions on serial killers Woman selling roses at restaurant not even trying anymore Car still broken down after man spends 10 mins looking under bonnet Current Miss Universe devastated that world peace not occurring on her watch Chinese restaurant tea pot designed to spill tea all over table American, Australian & Englishman still in bar waiting for something funny to happen Sore losing trivial pursuit player claims capital of Iceland highly objective Sniffer dog trained to detect drugs, scrotums Butler does it Filmmaker discovers Stephen King novel not yet turned into movie T shirt slogan ironic Couple go to mud patch for dirty weekend Breakfast radio team clearly nursing killer hangovers Instant soup only needs hot water to taste repulsive Plastic recycler pays $2.50 for Michael Jackson Fountain pen proves much more trouble than its worth

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