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Polyphonic telephone 32 times more annoying than monophonic equivalents
Long admired hero turns out to be asshole in real life
Half-time entertainment politely endured by crowd
Boyfriend contrives to tiff solely to illicit make up sex
Whoopee cushion amuses Rob Schnieder for hours
Alcoholic horse breaks into decanter
Man impatient after 30 second wait at McDonalds
Rock star declares love for 118 cities during tour
Father with 6 daughters was clearly trying for a boy
9 yo appalled by 7 yo immaturity
Chernobyl resident still waiting on all clear to leave basement.
Witty banner outside church converts atheist
Man who knows a lot about art still unsure what he likes
Dentist’s jokes fail despite laughing gas
Man spends entire safety demonstration wondering what the hostess would look like naked
Caterpillar having mid life crisis buys red sports cocoon
Call placed on hold not actually all that important to call centre
Mc Donald’s conducts survey that finds there are more pickles on the walls that were actually eaten
Soccer hooligan awards himself free kick at opposition fan
Suspected chemical facility in Iraq turns out to be amphetamines lab
George W Bush disappointed by poor construction of effigy burned by mob
Much more work clearly put into video clip than song
Mans bookshelf full of books he never finished
Drag queen adds third pout to devastating arsenal of comical facial expressions
J. K. Rowling secretly busting to write romance novel
Actual “frat house” party fails miserably in comparison to “Animal House”.
Snooty restaurant sacks waiter for being polite
Garbage collectors make as much noise as possible at 5am
Pot belly comes with convenient love handles
Violent movie director blames actions on serial killers
Woman selling roses at restaurant not even trying anymore
Car still broken down after man spends 10 mins looking under bonnet
Current Miss Universe devastated that world peace not occurring on her watch
Chinese restaurant tea pot designed to spill tea all over table
American, Australian & Englishman still in bar waiting for something funny to happen
Sore losing trivial pursuit player claims capital of Iceland highly objective
Sniffer dog trained to detect drugs, scrotums
Butler does it
Filmmaker discovers Stephen King novel not yet turned into movie
T shirt slogan ironic
Couple go to mud patch for dirty weekend
Breakfast radio team clearly nursing killer hangovers
Instant soup only needs hot water to taste repulsive
Plastic recycler pays $2.50 for Michael Jackson
Fountain pen proves much more trouble than its worth
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