In a nursery class a little girl asks the teacher, "Teacher,can my mum get pregnant?" Teacher:How old is ur mother? Little girl: She is forty. Teacher: Oh yes she can get pregnant. Little girl: Can my big sis get pregnant too? Teacher: How old is your big sister? Little girl: She is 19 yrs Teacher: Of Course your sister can certainly get pregnant too... Little girl: So what of me? Teacher: How old r u? Little girl: I'm 5yrs. Teacher: No dear u cant get pregnant. Then a little boy behind the girl gives her a poke n says "See,i told u we had nothing 2 worry about ?!" The teacher fainted...
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