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Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his
friends were married,
Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played
upon them. Now
ready to be married himself, he was dreading the
payback he knew was
coming.
Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch.
No one stood up
during the pause to offer a reason 'why this couple
should not be
married'. His reception wasn't disrupted by streakers
or strippers,
and the car the couple was to take on their honeymoon
was in perfect
working order.
When the couple arrived at their hotel and entered the
room, Bill even
checked for cornflakes in the bed (a gag he had always
loved).
Nothing, it seemed, was amiss. Satisfied that he had
come away
unscathed, the couple fell into bed and put their
attention to
consummating the union.
Upon waking after such an active night, the couple was
ravenous so
Bill called down to room service and asked "Can I get
breakfast for
two?". Before he was able to hang up, however, a soft
voice from under
the bed said "Make that five..."
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