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Dave Cottrell

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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
3/18/2013 6:53:13 PM
Tesco is a supermarket chain in Britain.


Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat these quips hit the internet....

“I'm so hungry; I could eat a horse....." I guess Tesco just listened.

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a £5 each way

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night....I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco; her condition is said to be stable.

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

Said to the missus these Tesco burgers given me terrible trots.

To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. agggghhh NO! NO NO NO!


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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
3/18/2013 10:31:35 PM

I hope that you saw this poor horse looking for mummy in the freezers

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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
3/19/2013 4:09:12 AM
Quote:

I hope that you saw this poor horse looking for mummy in the freezers


Well done! lol
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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
4/1/2013 6:11:22 PM

Hello Friends,

Here's a few more that I hoped you all might like!

Punography


I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

Have A Great Monday,

Phil

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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