"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Keep 'em coming. Thanks. Ron

That was a cute one Linda. Thanks for your jokes as usual. From Diana http://www.24dailypro.com/?ref=4926

Nice one Linda :-) :-)

GOOD ONE!!