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Jim 5804 11253 Holiday	RE: This thread is for humor you just gotta laugh to keep from crying. 9/16/2012 1:30:38 PM
	Study the picture before you scroll down............... A practical example of how the human mind works Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think. - For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice derriere but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street. - The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong. - For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman - with a nice tush - on her way to work. - The perverts among them will imagine her naked. - Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it. - For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way. - The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse - Older women will imagine the misery that the woman's curves will cause by the time she reaches 50. - But only children, the extremely intelligent and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog.
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Jim 5804 11253 Holiday	Abbott and Costello discuss unemployment 10/11/2012 6:15:41 PM
	Abbott and Costello discuss unemployment COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 7.8%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%. COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%. ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed. COSTELLO: Right 7.8% out of work. ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%. COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 14.7% unemployed. ABBOTT: No, that's 7.8%. COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 7.8% or14.7%? ABBOTT: 7.8% are unemployed. 14.7% are out of work. COSTELLO: IF you are out of work you are unemployed. ABBOTT: No, Obama said you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed. COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!! ABBOTT: No, you miss his point. COSTELLO: What point? ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work can't be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn't be fair. COSTELLO: To whom? ABBOTT: The unemployed. COSTELLO: But they are ALL out of work. ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed. COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment roles that would count as less unemployment? ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely! COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work? ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how Obama gets it to 7.8%. Otherwise it would be 14.7%. He doesn't want you to read about 14.7% unemployment. COSTELLO: That would be tough on his reelection. ABBOTT: Absolutely. COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number? ABBOTT: Two ways is correct. COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job? ABBOTT: Correct. COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job? ABBOTT: Bingo. COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have Obama's supporters stop looking for work. ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like the Obama Economy Czar. COSTELLO: I don't even know what the hell I just said! ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like Obama.
	May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you, Jim Allen III Skype: JAllen3D Everything You Need For Online Success
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Jim 5804 11253 Holiday	RE: This thread is for humor you just gotta laugh to keep from crying. 1/9/2013 3:16:54 PM
	Did you see the dog driving the car? Quote: Study the picture before you scroll down............... A practical example of how the human mind works ?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" / ?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" / Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think. - For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice derriere but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street. - The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong. - For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman - with a nice tush - on her way to work. - The perverts among them will imagine her naked. - Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it. - For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way. - The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse - Older women will imagine the misery that the woman's curves will cause by the time she reaches 50. - But only children, the extremely intelligent and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog.
	May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you, Jim Allen III Skype: JAllen3D Everything You Need For Online Success
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Linda 5891 7954 Albuqu...	RE: This thread is for humor you just gotta laugh to keep from crying. 1/12/2013 5:12:34 AM
	No ... was not looking at taxi or dog ... too little to see but I am with the ones thinking her butt will give her problems way before 50 ha ha ha
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Jim 5804 11253 Holiday	RE: This thread is for humor you just gotta laugh to keep from crying. 1/16/2013 2:18:43 AM
	Very True Linda, Good to see you out and about. Jim Quote: No ... was not looking at taxi or dog ... too little to see but I am with the ones thinking her butt will give her problems way before 50 ha ha ha
	May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you, Jim Allen III Skype: JAllen3D Everything You Need For Online Success
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