Quote:Hi Helen, some good suggestions overall but personally, not sure about #9. LOL! :)Quote: Seniors: Hints on how to liven up your idle hours... To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down! 2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'! 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 5. Sing Along At The Opera. 6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go... And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 9.. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Quote: Seniors: Hints on how to liven up your idle hours... To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down! 2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'! 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 5. Sing Along At The Opera. 6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go... And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 9.. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Seniors: Hints on how to liven up your idle hours... To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down! 2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'! 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 5. Sing Along At The Opera. 6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go... And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 9.. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Seniors:
Hints on how to liven up your idle hours...
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!
2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'!
3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go...
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
9.. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Quote:Hi You could ask the pharmacist if it is ok to open a package of condoms to see if they smell like chocolate. Tell him that you just love anything that tastes like chocolate.HelenQuote:Hi Helen, some good suggestions overall but personally, not sure about #9. LOL! :)Quote:
Quote:Hi Helen, some good suggestions overall but personally, not sure about #9. LOL! :)Quote:
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Quote:Hi EvelynWhen someone tells you are doing pretty good 'under the circumstances', ask them what they are doing under there.HelenQuote: :)
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