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RE: A GUIDE FOR CATS AND THE HUMANS WHO LOVE THEM
10/4/2010 1:37:43 PM

Cheryl, these are very cute videos and those guys keep a straight face during the making - how?

Buddy is just doing window watching now Myrna. Pat, those cats and the small kitten are just adorable. They should keep you company and BUSY!

Here is one of Missy, must have her eye on something.

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RE: A GUIDE FOR CATS AND THE HUMANS WHO LOVE THEM
10/4/2010 6:54:05 PM

Hi Cheryl,

Just dropped by to share some Cute Cat funnies...

Yard Sale

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller -- guaranteed to work." I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

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Going Out

A couple was going out for the evening. The last thing they did was to put the cat out.

The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoots back in. So the husband goes back inside to chase it out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband got into the taxi and said, "Sorry I took so long, the stupid thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

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Cat & Mouse

There was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven, and they were there at the same time. Well, the mouse approaches God's throne, and God asks him, "So, how do you like it up here?"

The mouse says, "It's nice, but could I get a pair of roller skates?"

God says, "Sure."

So, the mouse gets his roller skates.

Well, the next day, the cat approaches God's throne, and the same question is directed at him. So, he answers, "It's great! I didn't know you had meals on wheels up here!"

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How To Train A Cat?

Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time."

I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.

The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.

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The Art Collector

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. He does a double take.

He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.

The storeowner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale."

The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you 20 dollars for that cat."

And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.

The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."

The owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."

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Foreign Language

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.

"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

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Have A Happy Week My Friends,

Phil

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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RE: A GUIDE FOR CATS AND THE HUMANS WHO LOVE THEM
10/4/2010 9:15:28 PM
Cheryl,

I think this is cute.


Hugs,
Myrna
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RE: A GUIDE FOR CATS AND THE HUMANS WHO LOVE THEM
10/5/2010 2:05:30 PM

Cheryl and cat lovers,

Joyce posted this over in Garden of Friendship and I just had to bring it here.

So cute!

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RE: A GUIDE FOR CATS AND THE HUMANS WHO LOVE THEM
10/5/2010 3:38:43 PM
Sara they are engineers!
Cheryl this is so hilarious-I can definitely relate to becoming one of those people-I think we're at seven now-I'm scared to count:)
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