What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? ”Horn”-aments! How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air? You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer! What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? She’d go to a “re-tail”shop for a new one! Why is Prancer always wet? Because he’s a “rain”-deer! Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him! Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? ”Rude”-olph! What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? Anything you want because he can’t hear you! What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? This one will “sleigh” you! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-“deer”! What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy? ”Elk”-a-seltzer! How do you get into Donner's house? You ring the “deer”-bell! What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles? Santelope! How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down! Did Rudolph go to a regular school? No, he was “elf”-taught! W hy did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road? Because he was tied to a chicken! Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look silly in snowsuits!

HI Linda, Some more very cute one-liners! I like them. Marilyn

Hi Linda. Thanks for the cute jokes. I don't know how you think them up,but keep them coming. I sure there must be a secret your keeping from us, but your forums are very entertaining. Thanks again. From Diana http://mapleridgemarketplace.com/

Thanks for joining my Reindeers Linda

Hi Linda, Thank-you Again for your funny jokes and riddles. They are awesome. ___________ "A Healthier Way Of Life" Try I It for Yourself. http://www.nutronix.com/Bambie http://www.mymangosteen.com/MBgirl Sincerely, Verna ZK.