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Don't Forget Next Saturday !
4/2/2010 5:35:32 AM
DON’T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't participate, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
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RE: Don't Forget Next Saturday !
4/2/2010 3:45:21 PM
This is the best idea to come along in a very long time.
Best regards, William Wheeler
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RE: Don't Forget Next Saturday !
5/12/2010 5:56:30 PM
Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and those that I care deeply for, who are reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through your grace. Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings. In Jesus' precious name. Amen
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RE: Don't Forget Next Saturday !
5/26/2010 7:07:43 PM
DON’T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
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RE: Don't Forget Next Saturday !
8/3/2010 10:45:24 PM
DON’T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
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