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This one christmas a fairly attractive young lady
had one wish only for christmas.
And that was to make love to Santa Claus.
She had pampered herself earlier to hopefully
intice her targeted jolly man.
She waited up until finely the big, red-suited man
arrived to her house.
As he started to place presents under the tree
she stood in a doorway near the back of the room.
With one hand on her hip and the other on the doorframe
she said "Santa Claus, Santa Claus. There is only
one thing I'd like for Christmas. Will you make love
to me Santa Claus?"
He turned his head briefly and started to put
more presents under the tree and said,
"Ho Ho Ho.
I got to go
to deliver the toys
to all the girls and boys."
She snapped her fingers and dashed to her room
where she changed into some pajamas.
She propped herself again in the doorway and said,
"Santa Claus, Santa Claus. There is only
one thing I'd like for Christmas. Will you make love
to me Santa Claus?"
He, again, turned his head briefly and started to put
more presents under the tree and said,
"Ho Ho Ho.
I got to go
to deliver the toys
to all the girls and boys."
Once again she dashes to her room. This time
she has changed into a see through with furry
frills around the edges and split in the front,
only joined between her breasts. Glass slippers
with fur at the top edge now on her feet
she goes back to the doorway and poses and
one more time pleads with Santa.
"Santa Claus, Santa Claus. There is only
one thing I'd like for Christmas. Will you make love
to me now? Santa Claus?"
Santa again turns his head, stops and stares.
He finally spoke up and said to the lady
"Hey Hey Hey.
I gotta stay.
Can't get up the chimney
with my d*** this way!"
What a Merry Christmas!
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