What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles ! What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia ! What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it ! Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them ! What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple ! What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes ! What did the big candle say to the little candle ? I'm going out tonight ! Whats happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy ! How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

Thank you Linda! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Thanks for the Christmas funnies. Norm ! To visit my forum: http://community.adlandpro.com/forumShow.aspx?ForumID=6790

Merry Christmas Linda Have Safe and Joyous Holiday Season One And All !!!!! Bryan

They were Great Linda. I loved them all :) Where do you find the time to look for these?? I hope you and your Family Has a Wonerful Christmas and a Happy Zoot Year http://www.ZootCash.com/index.php?ref=danlheureux Dan L'Heureux