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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
4/5/2010 5:20:50 PM
Karen you are very much here my friend :))
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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
4/5/2010 10:40:29 PM

Karen,

This is taken from my old epitaph forum.

Hope it amuses.

http://community.adlandpro.com/forums/post/2366931/TheofficialEpitaphsiteChooseyours.aspx?flag=54286465

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Here are some of the funniest epitaphs:

Most from the USA but some from England

Here are some of the funniest epitaphs:

It was a Cough

That carried him Off

It was a Coffin

They Carried him Off In

On an attorney’s tombstone:

Goembel

John E.

1867-1946

“The defense rests”

Here lies Johnny Yeast.

Pardon me For not rising.

Ruidoso, New Mexico

Jedediah Goodwin

Auctioneer

Born 1828

Going!

Going!!

Gone!!!

1876

Stranger tread

This ground with gravity.

Dentist Brown

Is filling his last cavity.

Here Lies Jane Smith

Wife of Thomas Smith

Marble Cutter:

This Monument Erected

By Her Husband

As A Tribute

To Her Memory.

Monuments of this style

are 250 Dollars.

Effie Jean Robinson

1897-1922

Come blooming youths,

as you pass by ,

And on these lines do cast an eye.

As you are now, so once was I;

As I am now, so must you be;

Prepare for death and follow me.

Upon which someone scribbled:

To follow you

I am not content,

How do I know

Which way you went.

Here lies Lester Moore.

Four slugs

From a forty-four.

No Les

No More.

Here lies Johnny Cole.

Who died upon my soul

After eating a plentiful dinner.

While chewing his crust

He was turned into dust

With his crimes undigested -

poor sinner.

Bill Blake

Was hanged by mistake.

Here lays Butch.

We planted him raw.

He was quick on the trigger

But slow on the draw.

Here lies a man named Zeke.

Second fastest draw

in Cripple Creek.

Here lies the body of Arkansas Jim.

We made the mistake, But the joke’s on him.

He called

Bill Smith

A Liar

I would

rather be here

than in Texas.

Here lies the body

Of Margaret Bent

She kicked up her heels

And away she went.

He got a fish-bone

in his throat

and then he sang

an angel note.

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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
4/5/2010 11:31:14 PM

Hey Phil,

That ad is hilarious!! Love it :) First time I've seen it. Brightened my day!! Thanks for that :) I'm referring to the "6 flags ad" on the first page of the forum.

Good idea Karen to put up this forum to have a laugh! Good stuff!

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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
4/6/2010 12:06:28 AM
Hi Roger
Very cute! the one about as you are today I once was as I am today you shell some day be. I heard that one in the bad lands on a hill on our vacation years ago. Never forgot it, the other ones are cute also. I am having trouble copying any pictures.

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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
4/6/2010 2:23:40 AM
Hi LaNell

Getting to every one . trouble with my computer. Hope I don"forget any one. so glad to see you here
.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTasT5h0LEg Funny cats karen gigikos
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