Dallas Desire beat Los Angeles Temptation in Lingerie Football

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Dallas Desire beat Los Angeles Temptation in Lingerie Football

Members of the Dallas Desire line up for the National Anthem prior to their game against the Los Angeles Temptation for a Lingerie Football League game October 23, 2009 in Grand Prairie, Texas. Dallas won 24-12 and moves to 3-0. The 10-team league features women playing full contact football on a 25-yard wide by 50-yard long field. (UPI Photo/Ian Halperin)

http://www.upi.com/News_Photos/Features/Lingerie-Football-League/2407/2#

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Twobored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractiveblonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless..'

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, 'Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, ' What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know.... I thought you were watching.'

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men..

:) :)