He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
Man who dream of eating giant mushroom---often wake up with no pillow.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of Dad.
He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.
Butcher who backs into meat grinder, sometimes get a little behind in his orders.
Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Girl who make love in tomb may soon become mummy.
Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Women take to good hearted men. Also from.
Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.
Man who shoot off mouth, expect to lose face.
Man with big mouth, beware of foot.
House without bathroom, uncanny.
Man who throw dirt, losing ground.
Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.
Do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Kids are like Legos, lot of fun to make, but sooner or later, only end up messing up house.
War does not determine who's right. War determine who's left.
Man who sleeps on road, wakes up feeling run down.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.