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A subject?
So many things in my head....ummm...
Room Temperature Snow.
THAT's your subject, so i can have room-temperature beer while I'm out in the snow not getting cold...that should help you think. I don't like the cold but I like snow.
Well here is your request Kathleen,
I hope you like it?
Roger
Comfortable Snow
(c) Roger Macdivitt
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"Open up the window dear
It's awfully warm in here"
Said Mary's husband sweating
And sipping at his beer
.
"I really don't remember when
A winter was so warm, and men
Were forced to drink their beer outside
Or place it in the fridge again".
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"Oh please don't fuss so, silly man"
Said Mary opening another can,
"Take this outside and drink it there
"I'll try to fix the stupid fan"
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So out Joe went with ice cold ale in hand
While Mary opened, flapped and fanned
She soon had things all cool and comfy
And served up lunch just as she’d planned
.
Come afternoon and Joe was moaning
“It’s flaming hot”, he kept on groaning
“I’m sick of this, my beers not cold”
But he downed some more, all warm and foaming
.
“Have you seen this?”, Mary enquired
“This seems to be just what’s required”
On one page of her daily news
Was some breaking news, she's now inspired
.
Try the latest room cool snow
Make warm snow with “SnowBloGlo”
Did this sound good to Mary’s spouse?
“Shall I order one then Joe?”
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Without one minutes hesitation
Joe said “Yes” with animation
And despite his all enveloping heat
Joe lay back in contemplation
.
“Was that the post?” Mary enquired,
“It seems much later now we’re retired”
Indeed it was and here in splendour
Was SnoBloGlo, now so both admired
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“Put it in the sunroom dear,
Switch it on and grab a beer”
Joe didn’t need a second asking
He switched it on and sat quite near
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It whirled and whizzed and spluttered
It coughed and fizzed and muttered
It nearly blew a fuse and died a death
But then from somewhere, something fluttered.
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“It’s snow, It’s snow” Joe shouted loudly
“Come on, get back and please don’t crowd me”
A funny thing was snow despite the heat
This snow’s all mine thought Joe most proudly
.
“Don’t get cold” said Mary worried
“Is it cooler now the snow has flurried?”
And so it was it didn’t melt though
And Joe drank beer now quite unhurried
.
The neighbours flocked to see old Joe
Sitting in his own ice flow
Still warm as toast, enjoying life
Not too hot, a beery glow
.
Room temperature snow has proved a hit
If it gets too deep just vacuum it
Joe and Mary in summer clothes
Quite content to drink and sit
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SnoBlowGlo brings cool indoors
In summer, winter comfort restores
It’s ski-able and snowball friendly
And retails cheap in local stores