THE CENSUS TAKER

Five and half year-old Jennie answered the door when the census taker came
by. 

She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home
because he was performing an appendectomy. 

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little
girl. Do you know what it means?" 

"Oh, Sure! Fifteen-hundred bucks straight up. Of course, that
doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"