BRANKA,

I do know how serious you are, after all, I AM YOU.

THIS IS TRUE.

the late SPIKE Milligan is still making me laugh. HE WAS A VERY FUNNY MAN, KNOWN FOR HIS ONE-LINERS, BUT HIS BEST WAS HIS EPITAPH.

Roger

Spike Milligan's last laugh - I told you I was ill

Even in death Irish comic genius Spike Milligan managed to have the last laugh. Two years after his death at his home in Sussex, England, the creator of "The Goon Show" has finally got the epitaph he wanted. A headstone bearing the words "I told you I was ill" has been erected above his grave at St. Thomas's Church in Winchelsea, East Sussex. Sadly for more than two years after his death at the age of 83, the funny man's grave had no gravestone, and was marked only with flowers and a small statue. Problems arose after his family had been unable to agree on a headstone. Now his epitaph has finally been added to a Celtic cross above his grave. The monument carries the inscription in Gaelic - Milligan was an Irish citizen, though he was born in India and lived most of his life in England. The Irish text his family finally settled on - "Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite" or "I told you I was ill" - got the approval of the Chichester Diocese. Bill Horsman, chairman of the Goon Show Preservation Society, welcomed the news of the headstone going up as "marvellous". He admitted they had been very concerned for some time about the situation. He said it was sad to see that the grave was in such a state, but there were very sensitive family problems involved and they simply could not get involved. Dubbed the "godfather of alternative comedy" by Eddie Izzard, the gifted comedian suffered bipolar disorder - or manic depression - all his life. He once tried to kill Peter Sellers, but they remained friends despite this. Regarded as the father of British comedy, he devised and wrote the famous "Goon Show" for BBC radio in which he starred with Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe in the 1950s. Its anarchic and often surreal humor inspired later television shows like "Monty Python's Flying Circus." One of Spike's most noted fans was The Prince of Wales. Even he wasn't spared his irreverent wit and Milligan caused a stir when he called him a "little grovelling bastard" on television in 1994. Spike later sent a fax to the prince, saying "I suppose a knighthood is out of the question now?" Spike was finally awarded his knighthood in 2000 - it was an honorary one because of his Irish citizenship. Among the books he wrote were: "Puckoon," "Silly Verse for Kids," "Adolf Hitler: My Part in his Downfall" and "Depression and How to Survive It" (with Professor Anthony Clare). Milligan Quotations: "When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts." "I can't see the sense in it [his honorary CBE] really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes - at least that exists." "I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge." "Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy." "My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic." "It's the nature of who you are. You will see sunsets in a special way, you will see life in a special way. The Milligans are like Arab racehorses. We'll kick the stable to pieces, but we'll always win the race [on his bouts of depression]"

Ghandhi once said.

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”

Useful advice for those who are.

Roger

Quote:

BRANKA,

I do know how serious you are, after all, I AM YOU.

Hi Roger!

Some would say "Hey, you there, you the Greek one". Why don't you use titles? Hmmm! Sir, Mr., Monsieur are for the higher class society people where friendship don't exist and what only counts is how deep your pocket is. If they can use of it they count you as a friend and if not they keep you out. I am a poor soul and I am not ready to die yet, therefore I will not write my epitahpium stone to make others happy at least not today.

Thanks for the invitation to this nice forum! I will be back. I am very busy, but I promise to give time to follow this topic.

Friendly yours,
Georgios