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Hi, Roger!

This is a very fun Forum! I would like to share a Joke with everyone and I hope you enjoy it. Myrna, I Vote an A+ on your Joke! It's fantastic!!! I Love All Of You and God Bless All Of You and Your Families! Mike does not come on Adland too much any more because he finds it too difficult to figure out how to do things. It does take some getting used to! I guess by the sound of it, there are quite a few people that are having a difficult time with a lot of things.

THE MONKEY'S VIEWPOINT ON LIFE

Three monkeys sat in a cocoanut tree discussing things as they're said to be; said one to the others, "Now listen, you two, there's a certain rumor that can't be true .... that man descended from our noble race. The very idea!! .... it's a dire disgrace; no monkey ever deserted his wife, starved her baby and ruined her life, and you've never known a mother monk to leave her babies with others to bunk or pass them on from one to another 'til they scarcely know who is their mother. And another thing! You'll never see a monk build a fence round a cocoanut tree, and let the cocoanuts go to waste, forbidding all other monks a taste. Why, if I put a fence around this tree, starvation would force you to steal from me. Here's another thing a monk won't do: go out at night and get in a stew; or use a gun, or club, or knife to take some other monkey's life. Yes, man descended, the onery cuss, but, brother, he didn't descend from us!!" I thought this might bring you a laugh!

Love and Peace To All,

Shirley Caron

Shirley

What a treat too see you here.

I'm so glad you are in better spirits.

Roger

Branka and Myrna,

Great to have you onboard in such a lively mood.

I broke a front tooth and lost a BIG filling today.

This guy feels just like me.

Ugly but bearing up.

Roger,

I feel bad for you! Around Valentine's day the past few years, I remember Valentine's 2006, my husband bought me some expensive candies, one of them was a large (golfball size?) English toffee truffle, and luckily I bit into it with my back teeth, not front, I chipped THREE molars on that toffee golfball! Our dentist asked "What did you do NOW?" (What did I do NOW?) LOL. The dentists should be more congenial toward me. My childhood dentist used to joke that my dad's money helped him buy a new Buick. (That was from 6 kids worth of dentist bills, Dr. Katz was always smiling...eventually he bought the entire building where his office was and named it after himself, The Katz Building!)