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Napoleon
12/14/2005 5:24:43 PM
After a long weary day of marching through the bitter cold during his Russian campaign, Napoleon stood in his stirrups, turned towards his army strung out 3 miles behind him and yelled, "Halt". Immediately a foot soldier peeled away from the end of the column and began to trudge the 3 miles towards his leader at the front. After some considerable time the soldier reached Napoleon and said, "Yes, my emporer?" Napoleon looked at him and said, "What do you want?" The tired and weary soldier replied, "You called me, sire". Napoleon said, "I yelled out HALT". The soldier replied, "I'm sorry, I thought you said, Walt".
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Re: Napoleon
12/25/2005 7:59:42 PM
Merry Christmas Best Wishes for a Prosperous New Year To All in 2006 May God Hold Those You Love Most Deep In The Palm of His Almighty Hands Always Dedicated I Remain With Warmest Holiday Wishes.
T.E.A.M. H.O.P.E. Together Everyone Achieves More Helping Other People Everyday If You Want Something Different Then You Must Do Something Different. Http://SuccessMastersExecutiveClub.com Meet You On Top, Dr King
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12/27/2005 2:06:54 PM
Nice one John! Best wishes for the New Year! Sheri Lynn
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Re: Napoleon
12/27/2005 5:11:02 PM
Thanks, Sheri, happy New Year to you. PS. Did you hear about the Irish hypochondriac? He wouldn't have sex until the swelling went down!
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1/4/2006 4:44:59 PM
Your a man after my own heart. I love these jokes...keep them coming. Sheri Lynn
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