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A young lady walked into a chemists and enquired about buying some poison. The chemist told her it was against the law to sell poison to the general public. He asked what she wanted it for. She replied that she wanted to poison her husband. The chemist replied that there was no way he could sell poison under those circumstances. The young lady dipped into her handbag and produced a
photograph of her husband and the chemist's wife in bed together. The chemist perused the photo for a minute or two, then replied, "Lady, why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"
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