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An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would somehow
come back to inform the other of the afterlife... their biggest fear being that there really was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, a few weeks later as his wife sat and watched TV, she heard a ghostly voice saying, "Maude ... Maude...".
"Is that you, Howard?" she asked as she looked in vain around the room, and the voice responded, "Yes Maude, I've come back just like we agreed."
"What's it like, Howard?" Maude asked.
Howard said, "Well, I get up in the morning and I have sex. Then I have breakfast, and after that more sex. I bathe in the sun for awhile
and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then I have sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night ... and the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Howard," Maude said, "then surely you must be in heaven!"
"Not exactly," Howard said ..."I'm a rabbit somewhere in Wyoming."
Its the first joke I'm posting
Hope you all like it...
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