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Craftie Linda

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Christmas Riddles
12/4/2005 4:32:08 AM
Christmas Jokes and Riddles What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel) What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can hoe hoe hoe What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite What kind of bird can write? a pen-guin What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? I'll have a boo Christmas without you.... How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws! What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Cringle What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? Neither! Candles always burn shorter! What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low elf esteem What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
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Re: Christmas Riddles
12/4/2005 5:40:11 AM
Lol Linda, another good one!! :)
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Re: Christmas Riddles
12/4/2005 6:17:07 AM
Hi Linda - SUPER !! ;-)
Best Regards and Wishes HANS NIELSEN Your Scandinavian Friend
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Re: Christmas Riddles
12/4/2005 7:09:05 AM
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Re: Christmas Riddles
12/4/2005 9:00:18 AM
LOL Your too funny :) Dan L'Heureux
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