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Well Linda I know how you like blones jokes. So I thought I would sent some your way. > GEOGRAPHY
> >>> Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a
> >>> bench talking........ and
> >>> one blonde says to the other,
> >>>
> >>> "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida
> >>> or the moon?"
> >>>
> >>> The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can
> >>> you see Florida..?????"
> >>>
> >>> CAR TROUBLE
> >>> A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She
> >>> tells the mechanic it
> >>> died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is
> >>> idling smoothly.
> >>>
> >>> She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap
> >>> in the carburetor"
> >>>
> >>> She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
> >>>
> >>> SPEEDING TICKET
> >>> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and
> >>> asks her
> >>> very nicely if he could see her license.
> >>>
> >>> She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get
> >>> your act together. Just
> >>> yesterday you take away my license and then today
> >>> you expect me to show it to you!"
> >>>
> >>> KNITTING
> >>> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car
> >>> on the
> >>> freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to
> >>> see that the blonde
> >>> behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she
> >>> was oblivious to his
> >>> flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down
> >>> his window, turned on
> >>> his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
> > "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
> >
> > BLONDE ON THE SUN
> > A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking
> > one day.
> > The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
> > The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
> > The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the
> > first on the sun!"
> > The Russian and the American looked at each other
> > and shook
> > their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot!
> > You'll burn up!" said
> > the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not
> > stupid, we're going at night!"
> >
> > IN A VACUUM
> > A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her
turn. She
> > rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature.
> > Her question was,
> > "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name,
> > can you hear it?"
> >
> > She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or
> > off?"
> >
> > FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
> > A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had
> > acquired two new dogs, and
> > asked her what their names were. The blonde
> > responded by saying that one
> > was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
> >
> > Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming
> > dogs like that?"
> >
> > "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're
> > watch dogs!"
>
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