A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?" The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags".

Hi linda, this is very funny! LOl LOL LOL LOL Thanks so much for the laughs. you make everyday good. Karen

A man should never get into a battle of wits with a woman...he's unarmed. Kate

Good one Linda

I don't know how many of you remember the Comedy Series Of Cosby Live or Cosby Himself. If you do, Think back to the one skit where He proved just how smart a man can be. After all you have to be pretty smart to act so dumd as to get your wife to do what she asked you to do in the end. I mean we all know that a man knows where his wife puts the pot and pans. How many times have you told yopur husband that you needed something from the Kitchen and he couldn't find it and you went and got it from where you said it was in the first place. Just remember not all things are a s they seem. But it was cute. Thanks, norm