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This man of the cloth had a lead foot booting it down the highway going to his next pastoral visit when he got stopped by a trooper. (If you don't know, pastors will assist homebound parishioners with their communion sacrement.) The trooper asked the pastor, "What's in that bottle?" Stammering, he replied, "water". May I have a sniff?" "Sure", the pastor reached it through the window. "Hey, pastor, that's wine". A quick reply from the pastor, "He did it again."
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