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Marion Tucker

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Your Sunday Smile 11/27/2005 (Sunday School Test)
11/27/2005 7:41:28 AM
Kids were asked questions about the old and new testaments. The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched nor corrected. (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in). 1. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off. 2. Adam and Eve were created from an Apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark and the animals came on in pears. 3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night. 4. Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah. 5. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles. 6. Moses led the Jews to the Red sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients. 7. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert, Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments. 8. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. 9. The seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. 10. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. 11. The greates miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. 12. David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in bibical times. 13. Solomon, one of Davids sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. 14. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. 15. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. 16. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption, 17. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head. 18. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by sweat alone. 19. It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. 20. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. 21. The epistels were the wives of the apostals. 22. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan. 23. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marraige. 24. Jews and Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony. Have a Blessed Sunday God Bless! Marion
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Re: Your Sunday Smile 11/27/2005 (Sunday School Test)
11/27/2005 7:51:24 AM
Good morning, Yes, you did manage to get a good chuckle out of me with this one. Can you imagine waking up with 700 porcupines? Ouch! Have a super Sunday and may God bless you and yours. Louis http://www.give1get4.net Guest code 989519
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Re: Your Sunday Smile 11/27/2005 (Sunday School Test)
11/27/2005 9:04:54 AM
Good Morning Marion, Thanks so much for another great Sunday smile. As we all now the testaments are very important. I hope you have a great Sunday and keep smiling. Make it a great week!!
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Re: Your Sunday Smile 11/27/2005 (Sunday School Test)
11/27/2005 9:55:55 AM
Thanks Marion! LOL. Got me to laugh. You have a Blessed Sunday also :-)
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Re: Your Sunday Smile 11/27/2005 (Sunday School Test)
11/27/2005 9:57:06 AM
Hello Marion: Thanks for the invite. I particularly like numbers 8 and 9. And to think of 300 wives in number 13, OMG, the thought scares me *LOL Keep up the good work! Gurmit Manager@BetterValueWebHosting.com Free Shipping Offers at A1OnlineMall Looking for Gift Ideas? We got Top Gift Ideas at A1OnlineMall List Your Website in our Directory for Free!
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