Good one Linda. I got this one yesterday and it is along a similar line. World's shortest fairytale. Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up. A. Shirley Manion

Thankyou for the input and the jokes Linda

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Yeh yeh, sounds like my house. No not really we accually work together and share in the decision making. What a wonderful world it would be if everybody could get along that well. Thanks for the chuckle. We enjoyed it. NormPoll

Well, I guess that's ONE kind of relationship. But I prefer the kind of women that "Tequilla makes their clothes fall off". ;-) When I was a younger man (ha, I used to hate stories that started that way, but that was when I was a .....) - there was a popular song, I believe by Jerry Jeff Walker, that had a line in it that went something like, "Why don't we get drunk and scr*w". If I sang it to a girl, there was about a 50/50 chance I'd get lucky. But if a girl sang it to me - - - well, I don't think I ever said no. I guess I never did (and still don't) play the "battle of the sexes" game. Women are a wonderful gift of mystery and pleasure - to be treasured and respected. Keep those funnies a'comin'. Bill Dugan