A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wife. "See if they fit." "They don't." "Now you see who will wear the pants in this house." She thought a little while, and took off her panties and asked him to try them on. "I can't get into these." "And you won't, either, with that attitude."

Hi Craftie Linda :) lol how true! Bye for now, Donna.

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Thanks Linda, Always nice to start the day with a smile and a few laughs. This one still has me smiling, and how true it is. (g) Regards, Mike

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