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Hello Everyone,
These are cute:
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One evening Art's family was eating dinner when the boy asked,
"Dad, are caterpillars good to eat?"
His dad answered, "Haven't I told you never to talk about gross
stuff like that during meals!"
"Why did you say that, Art?" his mother wondered, "Why did you
ask the question?"
"It's because I saw one on dad's lettuce," Art replied, "but now
it's gone."
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A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on
the refrigerator: CAT, DOG, DAD, and MOM have been proudly
displayed for all to see. One morning while getting ready for
the day, he bounded into the room with his arms outstretched. In
his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D.
"Look what I spelled, Mom!" with a proud smile on his face.
"That's wonderful!" his mom praised him. "Now go put them on the
fridge so Dad can see when he gets home tonight." The mom
happily thought that his religious education was certainly
having an impact.
Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen. "Mom? How do
you spell ZILLA?"
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Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local
fire hall.
Before each student could leave, the fire chief quizzed him.
The fire chief asked little Joey, "What do you do if your
clothes catch on fire?"
Joey replied promptly, "I don't put them on."
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Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on
science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they
would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question
time and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I
pick up things. What am I?"
A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother."
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Thanks for joining me!
Leanne Busby
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