THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield(London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges ! [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... ! Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Hi Linda, It made me laugh to read these and I liked the last one, sure glad I was not in that cemetery. All the best, god bless and Thanks for sharing, Louis http://www.give1get4.net guest code 989519 http://www.yorgoo.com/cgi-bin/ref.cgi/1850/

Hi Linda, I wish you a joyful and happy holiday, and thanks for the chuckle. Best to you and yours. here for your success, Greg Hastings International Marketing Director 623.298.7938 http://www.Homebusinessgo.com/freemenow

Far too funny! Thanks for the laugh! Kate

I am still laughing from that last one.Made a copy for my husband and to take to work. Thanks Linda, Your friend