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They made me laugh really hard made my day! That sounds like something I would do to my exhusband. Keep up the great stories. JP

VERY VERY FUNNY. I hope you dont mind I am sending it too my friend...rotflmoa. Thanks Amey www.agage.ghb.biz http://myweb.ecomplanet.com/GRHB9135/

Love that one. Reminds me of some stories myself. lol