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Hello,
Hope your all feeling well,here's some more jokes to get you going a bit better,Enjoy!
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A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man
downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar bill on the bar,
and turned and rushed out of the bar.
The bartender picked up the five-dollar bill, and folded it
carefully and tucked it in his vest pocket.
Just at that moment he looked up at the boss standing in the
doorway staring at him.
Doing a bit of fast thinking he said, "Hi, boss. Did you see
that fellow just now? Came in here, bought a double martini,
gave me a five dollar tip, and rushed out without paying."
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A buddy and I were golfing one afternoon and getting somewhat
bored with the round; so when we came upon the water hazard with
two ducks sitting quietly on the water, I bet him ten bucks he
couldn't hit a duck and five dollars he couldn't even get one to
move.
Being a guy, he took the bet. He launched four tee shots toward
the ducks, & even threw two by hand, & the ducks still wouldn't
budge. Only after he lost six golf balls did he realize the
ducks were decoys.
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Thanks for coming, it's good for you to have a good chuckle!
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