A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly." Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question: "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says, "On average, four -- give or take 10%, but, on average, four." Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question: "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer, and says, "What do you want it to equal?"

HI Linda, LOL! That was a good one! Do you think that was the right answer? LOL! Keep 'em comin'! Marilyn

Hi Linda It was our holidays (EID). I was not availbale. here is: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

Emam Nice to see you back good to see all stopping by Thanks Linda

Hi Linda one more An lady alone went to chine for visit after spending few days alone a Chinese come to her and offer his company to her, she was happy to have him so they start whole the day by visiting places in town and back to the hotel, the Chinese guy slept with her, after doing Once he start martial art activities by jumping over the wall and etc he start again the Love with her, so he repeatedly did this ten time to her. Lady surprise to see that no Man can do ten time constantly, so after doing 11 time she this time she start to have Martial art act as he do, she was not so familiar with art so she drop down on floor, What she saw was enough to surprise her. There were 10 Chinese lying under the bed.