What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles ! What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia ! What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it ! Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them ! What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple ! What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes ! What did the big candle say to the little candle ? I'm going out tonight ! Whats happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy ! How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

Thanks for the invite...this is so cute... your friend

A new meaning to Christmas and humors. Keep us smiling.

HI Linda, Very cute jokes, but Christmas already!! I like it anyway just the same! Thanks so much for sharing them with all of us! Take care. Marilyn

Marilyn Only 6 weeks Thankyou all for joining Linda