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Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die
and wake up in Hell. The devil stops in to check on
them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber
hats, warming them selves around the fire.
The devil asks them "What are you doing? Isn't it hot
enough for you?" Ole replies, "Vell, ya know, ve're
from nordern Minnesooota, da land ofsnow an ice, an
ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya
know." The devil decides that these two aren't
miserable enough and turns up the heat even more.
When he returns to the room of the two guys from
Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats,
grilling Walleye and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in
abject misery,and you two seem to be enjoying yourself."
Sven replies, " Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much
varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta
haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice."
The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see
straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two
guys love the heat because they have been cold all their
lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in
Hell.
The next morning, the temperature is 40 below zero,
icicles are Hanging everywhere, and people are shivering
so bad that they are unable to Wail, moan or gnash
their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with
Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in
their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens.
They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and
Screaming like mad men. The devil is dumb founded, "I
don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy.
Now its freezing cold an you're still happy.
What is wrong with you two?" They both look at the
devil in surprise and say, "Vell , don't ya know, if Hell
iss froze over dat must mean da Vikings von da Super
Bowl.
A true fan can make fun of his team and still be a
fan!
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