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Stop Me If You've Heard This One,
The old rooster was past his prime. So Farmer John released the new rooster into the yard. The new rooster and the old rooster faced off prepared to do what nature requires - Battle For Supremacy.
The old rooster said to the new rooster, "I am old and ready to retire, but I am a tough old bird who will do you a lot of damage in the battle. I have a plan that will allow you to take over as the new champion of servicing the hens without suffering any injury. Let's have a race around the hen house."
"OK", said the young inexperienced rooster, "how does that work?"
"Give me about a 5 step headstart, and we'll run 5 laps around the hen house. You will easily overcome my lead and win the race."
"OK", said the young eager rooster.
The old rooster took off like a flash, and the young rooster was hot on his tail doing his best to catch up, pass him, and win the race.
One lap around, two laps around ... the old rooster was staying ahead.
Three laps around, four laps around ... the young rooster was almost caught up.
Before the finish of the 5th lap, Famer John shows up at the back porch with a shotgun and BLAM, shoots and kills the young rooster.
"Damn", he says, "that's the third queer rooster I've bought this year."
Bill Dugan
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