Hey Linda, I used to have a cute message on my answering machine, but people would call just to hear the poem. And if I answered, they'd ask me to hang up and don't answer so they could hear the message. It went something like this: Buzzzz Beeep Click Ding Ding You have reached an anwering machine I work for the Dugans But they're not here So they turned me on And told me clear Ask for the number And ask for the name Ask for a message And record the same So please leave your name And the number of your phone And a brief message At the sound of the tone Thank You And, if you want to try something goofy - try ansering the phone and pretending that you are an answering machine. It works for me! Bill Dugan I AM LOOKING FOR SOME PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SELL MY PRODUCT AND MAKE $9.00 PER SALE. https://paydotcom.com/a.page.php?id=2985&u=BillDugan

Hello Craftie, Great hearing from you this morning. I love hearing from you and the laughter you spread. I will most likley use one on my machine. Have a wonderful day.

Thank you for sharing this. Your Friend,

Great one Linda. Here is one my son used. Hello(pause) Hello(pause) Hello can you hear me? Oh, I guess you can't because I am not here. Please leave a message. Your friend

thank you Dutch,my message center died recently, but those are really good ones.something to think about as usual Gene