A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
notices the very
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a
question to ask
you, but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I
would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that, number 1,
you have to be single and number 2, you must be
Catholic."
The ! cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and
Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss.
But when they get
back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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