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Craftie Linda

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Cabbie and the Nun
10/26/2005 10:59:05 PM
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you". She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, number 1, you have to be single and number 2, you must be Catholic." The ! cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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Re: Cabbie and the Nun
10/26/2005 11:21:53 PM


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Re: Cabbie and the Nun
10/26/2005 11:23:41 PM
*lol* Linda, This joke was so funny and tickled my funny bone! Thanks for sharing. Kind regards Amanda Martin-Shaver
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Re: Cabbie and the Nun
10/26/2005 11:29:00 PM
lol, another good belly laugh! Makes me want to go brush my tongue, though, lol. Blessings, Marsha Mckinney, FGG Dream Team-Texas
Greetings from your Texas friend! God's blessings to each of you, always,
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Re: Cabbie and the Nun
10/26/2005 11:29:52 PM
Scary thought huh
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