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Craftie Linda

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Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
10/23/2005 8:49:52 AM
Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Kentucky with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullsh*t. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. F*ck 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f*cking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day. P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then f*ck off.
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Re: Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
10/23/2005 9:07:37 AM
Same way I feel without the vulgar language! I always delete chain letters. Now if you don't forward this post to at least five people in the next five minutes your hard drive will self destruct!
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Re: Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
10/23/2005 9:12:32 AM
Linda, Only the superstitious believe in chain letters. I will only forward a message on if it has some relevance. P.S. the $15, i'll use it for advertising. Thanks for the laughs!
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Re: Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
10/23/2005 9:13:33 AM
Craftie Linde, Appreciate the humor and the essence of the message, and have felt much the same at times. However, I don't really appreciate the vulgarity and was caught off guard by it. If my honesty offends you, I'm sorry. Just as I'm sorry that in order to be considered funny something has to contain foul language.
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Re: Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
10/23/2005 9:31:39 AM
Hey craftie, It sure sounds likw William is suffering from a terminal disease. commonly referred to as trash mouth
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