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A Texas family of football supporters head out one
Saturday to the outlet
mall to do their tax-free back to school shopping.
While in the sports shop
the son picks up an Oklahoma jersey and says to his
older sister, "I've
decided to become a Sooner fan and I would like to
wear this to school".
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks
him round the head
and says, "Go talk to mother".
Off goes the little lad with the Oklahoma jersey in
hand and finds his
mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Oklahoma fan and I
would like to buy this
jersey".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him
around the head and
says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Oklahoma Jersey in hand and finds
his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Oklahoma fan and I
would like to buy this
jersey".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son
around the head and says,
"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT
CRAP!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car
and heading towards
home.
The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope
you've learned something
today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
To which the son replies, "I've only been a Oklahoma
fan for an hour and I
already hate you Texas bastards."
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