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LOL...thats a goodin Linda!
Here's something I got sent.
Alleged Actual Newspaper Ads:
1. FREE yorkshire Terrier.8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
2. FREE Puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel,1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
3. Free puppies...1/2 German Shepard,1/2 stupid dog.
4. FREE German Shepard 85lbs. Nuetered speaks german.
5. Found Little white dog, looks like a rat!.Been out a while...better be a reward.
6. Calves: Never Bred..also 1 gay bull for sale!
7. Nordic Track,$300...hardly used, call Chubby.
8. Georgia Peaches...California Grown, 85 cents a pound
9. Joining Nudist Colony: Must Sell washer and Dryer...$300
10. Wedding Dress for sale! Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie
11. ((And The Best One)) For Sale By Owner:
Complete Set of Encyclopedia Britannica.45 volumes. Excellent Condition!$1000 or best offer, No Longer needed, got married last month, Wife knows everything.
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