This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife says, "Where are you going?" He says, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Are you sick?" He says, "No, I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills." So his wife gets out of her rocker and puts on her coat. He says, "Where are you going?" She says, "I'm going to the doctor, too." He says, "Why?" She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (As he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (As he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest:"That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he stuck his 'you know what' into my 'you know where'." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his 'you know what' into her 'you know where') Girl: "Yes father, yes father yes father!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "That son of a bitch!"

I think thats a good one. Douglas G http://myvemma.com/vitaman1

Hi Linda, Good one! Like the guy that pulled up and took a car for a test run,after an hour passing the salesman said to the woman in the car where has your man gone. She replied'I dont know but he owes me 200 for the last hour now he's into hour two'. Aparently he hired a car and a hooker! The car was never seen again. Leanne Busby http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz

thanks Linda *S* Dave http://www.secretlaunch.com/?lifeworks4u