A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.
After the man received the full treatment - shave,
shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in
the chair.
"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,"
he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still
hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your
daddy's forgotten all about you."
"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked
up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're
gonna get a free haircut!'"
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