All right now Craftie. A little control!!! Here's one for you---guess only American's would enjoy. WHY ARE PUMPKINS BETTER THAN MEN? Every year you get a new crop to choose from No matter what your mood-pumpkin is ready to smile at you They are always on the doorstep to greet you If he starts to smell up your place, you can throw him out!!!

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Hi Linda and Friends I Thought I Would Share This With You 12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over 12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen? 11. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! 10. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket? 9. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. 8. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph. 7. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece. 6. Want to race to the station, Sparky? 5. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men! 4. On the way to the station let's get a six pack. 3. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo! 2. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 1. No, YOU assume the position.

lol Linda, Again another great pick-me-up.

I love these ones, Linda. I've sent them to an appropriate man I know! Best wishes Maggie